Interviews with Lythion Mansion Guests

[~>>Sephiroth<<~]

Sephiroth: Hello dear friends! U know what time it is? U dont? Then dont worry, because in The Lythion Mansion we have all u need including a plastic red clock! REEEEEEEEED! And now, its time for the one the only...

~>>>Final Fantasy7 Chocobo-Mania- Talk-Show<<<~

Our Guests are: :)Happy , ;)Winker, Smiler,
;D Dentist, CrazyEyeBrows, :(Depresed, Alien, Neo, Question Guy (from some batman movie), Rudolf The loyal dog, Wipper Snaper,
ShyCry, Guy That Got His Tongue Cut by zee Russian Mefia, Mutant Mouth, Tranny, and...
Some guy that really wants to visit our mansion one day but his to poor to afford shoes to walk to there.

Sephiroth: Welcome All, Im so happy ure all here! Now Lets Begin!

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S: ok now lets sa...
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S: ok... enough claping
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S: I SAID ENOUGH!
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*SEPHIROTH TAKES GUN OUT AND STARTS SHOOTING*
*CLAPING ENDS*
*PPL ARE TRYING TO RUN AWAY TO THE EXIT*

S: CRAP NOT AGAIN, THEY WARNED ME IF I SCREW UP AGAIN THEY CANCEL MY SHOW! ONLY ONE WAY TO AVOID THAT...
*SEPHIROTH SHOWS AN APPLE TO THE CROWD* *CROWD RETURNES TO THEIR PLACES*
Crowd: oooooo! shiiiiiiinyyyyyyy!
S<Thinking>: Phew, i owe that potion girl alot.
S: Todayz Guest of honor is none other then... Lord Mihnea!
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*shoots gun*
*claping ends*
Lord: Thank u, its nice to finaly meet u Sephiroth!
S: So lord, tell us about the Lythion Mansion a bit...
L: Well Seph what can i say... its evrey man's & womans dream to stay there. We have All u need!
S: What do u mean "all", what could u posibly have?
L: Hmmm, lets see... we got, alot of rooms, good ppl to talk with, crazy vote polls... we even have a market where u can buy anything u want.
S: I see, What about the Market... what can u find there...
L: Well our market is curently under renovation, we had an accident a few days ago... some amish ppl came and demolished the hole place saying that we are the followers of satan or something like that... i only showed them my colection of Porn Movies featuring The latest ee elfs.
S:Why just ee elfs? Why not Agility ones?
L: Are u mad, did u see what muscles they got, its like their tryin' to become men! Thats just wrong, what can our children learn from that!?!?
* crowd laughs*
*Sephiroth puts the hand on the gun*
*crowd shuts up instantly*
S: Anyway, lets return to the subject... what else can u tell us about ure Mansion...?
L: Well we have almost all the guild, not all manedged to arrive yet... we have about 9 members till now...

BarbBrazen- the sexy real-life female elf, that's also our great mighty honored Leader

Cookie Man aka Holdemon- Our favorite dw that we cant get enough of him ( or his cookies^^)

Evil Girl- Top Lythion EE that we love her for her personality and also THE BUFF!

Graham- The sharp dk that can cut tomatos in 10 pieces with his new sods+5+12+skill

Bl33ed1ng-our favorite brazilian that has great speach craft skills and is also one hell of a fighter

Kahlane- One cute girl that has a dw O.o with drooling bone set.

Northwind- Kahlane in duisguize^^.

Pometheus- Lord's best mate. nickname Fish ^^ because of his +5+X/+7+x dp set.

Xploder-Our newest member:D

King- Our Huge Winger That can brake in half all of our guild put togheter lol with his combo skills^^.

And the rest havent arrived to the mansion yet.

Sephiroth: Wow, thats a nice team u got there^^. Why did u decide to make this mansion.
Lord: Well i thought it would be a great way to evolve Lythion, lets just say i was inspiered alot by Elminster work on Istari...Plus we needed a site to represent our shiny butts:D. There are alot of ppl that other us, more specificly guilds such as Blessed, Luna, Mercs, Avalon (because of Pometheus) and other more that i have no clue witch are^^.
S: And how come ure so succesfull?
L: Easy, our guild alwayz stayz togheter on server 2!
Whereever u go u will see a lythion member. We are a pack of wolfs .
S<Thinking>: Or a pack of gypsies hehehe.
L<Thinking>: HEY I HEARD THAT, TAKE IT BACK!
S<Thinking>: OOPS SORRY BOUT' THAT.
L<Thinking> Its ok, apoledgy accepted.
S:SO is there anything ELSE, u want to share?
L:um.. Oh.. yea, for those who want to check the site out, log in as Istari Guild Guest. Thats about it^^.
S: Ok! Thank you for ure time Lord, and have a nice da...
F.B.I.: U Sephiroth?
S: Yes why?
F.B.I.: Ure show is a disgrace to all americans and europians!We are here to cancel ure show.
S:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLZ HAVE MERCY, IF I MISS ANOTHER WEEKLY-PAYEMENT FOR MY KATANA THEY WILL TAKE IT AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEE
PLZZZZ, I CANT GO BACK LIVING IN MY MOM'S BASEMENT AGAIN, U DONT KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO ME AT NIGHT!
F.B.I.: Looks like with have a loose cannon again... Erny, put him in the straight jaket...
S: NO WAIT, IM NOT CRAZY, I SWEAR, ASK MY DOCTOR, NO WAIT I KILLED HIM, OR DID I? BAAAAAAAAAAAH!?!?!? GOBLE GOBLE GOBLE GOBLE!
FYHSE5TYUHW45GFUNSXNJIS46IJAZFJS4UWIS

Lord: And remember Kids Lythion is ure friend, or else...^^. so go now and check it out at
lythionguild.proboards76.com/index.cgi

PS: DONT GO, IF U GO, ITS ALL OVER URE COMPUTER WILL CRASH ALL THE TIME, URE MOUSE WILL TRY TO EXCAPE AND JUMP IN THE TOILET AND URE MONITOR WILL TRY TO EAT URE PARENTS!!!!!! IM WARNING UUUUU! *jokes*

S: OR ARE THEY!?!!?! GOBLE GOBLE GOBLE GOBLE GOBLE.
F.B.I.: GET HIM, HIS GONNA EXCAPE!!!!!!
S: FOOLS, WITNES MY MOST POWERFULL MATERIA.
WATER 3 I SUMON URE POWER AGAINTS THOSE PPL.
*Sephiroth just throws a buket of water on the floor*
*F.B.I. slips on the slipery wet floor*
*Sephiroth jumps trough the window from the 10th floor*
S: SHIT, I FORGOT MY WINGS... HEY I KNOW, IL DRINK RED BULL! RED BULL GIVES U WIIIINGS!
*Sephiroth drinks* *nothing hapenes*
S:Any time now.... any time....
*Sephiroth falls into a garbedge truck with the speed of light*
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[Ashram]

[Theoden]

Ohhh myyy goddd.... U dont have anything else to do in ur life?!?!

[~>>Sephiroth<<~]

NOPE , CARE TO JOIN^^?

[mattdude]

lol, entertaining

*puts hand on gun* hehehe

[Hunter]

Well if i dont recive my fuking confirmation i cant join !!

[Lordinahurrycausehislate]

um? check ure email maybe lol. And plus ive seen u on members list...

[mattdude]

Join what ? huh? i'm confused

[Elminster]

Hunter u clicked on the link? omg u got balls or ur stupid loool, then u ask why u are hacked

[Hunter]

lol im not stupid i hnow the type of mail i should recive !!
yea ? i cliked on that spupid button on send again and still nothing so ...

matt read a liitle upper

[Hunter]

Please enter your activation key in the form below to activate your account. If you did not receive your activation key, then you can verify or update your email address and have a new key sent to you by clicking here.

So come on smart asses tell me now

[Hunter]

evrica i worked after i cliked new account and typed the same id pass ....
and i recived the fuking mail

[Theoden]

Well i wont click!

PS: DONT GO, IF U GO, ITS ALL OVER URE COMPUTER WILL CRASH ALL THE TIME, URE MOUSE WILL TRY TO EXCAPE AND JUMP IN THE TOILET AND URE MONITOR WILL TRY TO EAT URE PARENTS!!!!!! IM WARNING UUUUU!

<<<<<< i Believe him!

[mattdude]

LOL theo, meh, i clicked it, to see what it was like, i see some guy giving all 1 bless for christmas in the mansion,

...i was thinking, elm, you gonna buy us all a bless?^^

[Hunter]

Yes bless 3$ lol and he hopes to have money 4 his new computer to