Post by Elminster on Aug 7, 2005 11:22:52 GMT
Now it seems it was a long time ago, but at the time i recall being am important mark in my mu's life. Back then the guild was almost dead and forums pretty lifless, so i didnt bother to post. But now i decided to post the screenshots that i have for those of you who want to see.
Reached lvl 150 so i go devias talk to the strange lady, heard some rumours she has some kind of problems that need to be solved; i'm always try to score with pretty ladies, (just virtual ones ;D), so i went there to try my luck.
Well all i wanted is to get laid that day, to take a break from kiling so much monsters... but ... behold all she wants is for me to go kill more monsters in search of a stupid book. Oh well i'm here so i just play along and go try find the damn book.
Was not so hard to find the book after all. I go back devias now and see if my luck has changed, maybe she get horny when she sees the book
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Well no luck at all, she just told me to read it myself, i thought wat the hell, all i want is to screw u woman, stop playing games
. Oh well i'm here so i just read the damn book, i felt strange after reading the book and i felt powerfull, so at that instant i realised what she was doing, this is some kind of magic to increase my sexual power, geeez THERE IS NO NEED FOR THAT, i last all frigging night if u want 
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Nop that was not the case, all she wanted was to me to go fetch ... behold again ... yet another stupid item, and guess what, yes yes i need to go and kill more monsters, hurray.
(Theoden the hero wannabe of the guild showed up just to screw my screenshots
;D)
This quest was no easy task at all, i had to find some Energy Elf to heal me during battle with these monsters. I tried to seduce her with my charm, but the bitch was cold hearted so i had to pay for her services, 2 jewels of soul i had to pay. At this time i only thought; "So much trouble to get laid, aaaaaarg". Well after some days hunting i barely came out alive of the task, and i was so tired that i didnt take any screenshots of the item. So i just went to devias to reclaim my prize. I was there and the speech of the priestess slowly started to change, she said i was so powerfull and that made her so excited. But now she wanted me to eat that friggin thing, Heart of Soulmaster she said. WTF are u nutz woman eat that fukin thing, it smells bad god damn it. She insisted and i ended up eating the thing.
At first my throat chocked with that damn thing, made me wonder how the hell females do it , but with some effort i pushed the damn thing down. My head just spinned i felt dizzy and i thought OMFG FUKIN BITCH POISENED ME, I HOPE U ROTT IN LOSTTOWER NEXT TO A BALROG. but then slowly i started to feel ok and at the end i looked at me and... oh i was looking so cool and so handsome. Something strange just happened though, friggin Selina just went crazy she start screaming and yelling "OH U STUDD COME OVER HERE AND TAKE ME NOW TAKE ME RIGHT HERE". . I thought omg this bitch is nutz i better walk out of here while i can, so i just said to her. "Naa i'm out of ur league now, i'm gonna cruise Lorencia's downttown and find me a nice muse elf. bye bye" ;D
As i was passing through Devias in Lorencia's direction i just tested my new powers, and could not believe it how cool i looked. ;D
"This is based on a true story, some names had to be changed to protect the guilty"
Reached lvl 150 so i go devias talk to the strange lady, heard some rumours she has some kind of problems that need to be solved; i'm always try to score with pretty ladies, (just virtual ones ;D), so i went there to try my luck.
Well all i wanted is to get laid that day, to take a break from kiling so much monsters... but ... behold all she wants is for me to go kill more monsters in search of a stupid book. Oh well i'm here so i just play along and go try find the damn book.
Was not so hard to find the book after all. I go back devias now and see if my luck has changed, maybe she get horny when she sees the book
.Well no luck at all, she just told me to read it myself, i thought wat the hell, all i want is to screw u woman, stop playing games
. Oh well i'm here so i just read the damn book, i felt strange after reading the book and i felt powerfull, so at that instant i realised what she was doing, this is some kind of magic to increase my sexual power, geeez THERE IS NO NEED FOR THAT, i last all frigging night if u want 
. Nop that was not the case, all she wanted was to me to go fetch ... behold again ... yet another stupid item, and guess what, yes yes i need to go and kill more monsters, hurray
.(Theoden the hero wannabe of the guild showed up just to screw my screenshots
;D)This quest was no easy task at all, i had to find some Energy Elf to heal me during battle with these monsters. I tried to seduce her with my charm, but the bitch was cold hearted so i had to pay for her services, 2 jewels of soul i had to pay. At this time i only thought; "So much trouble to get laid, aaaaaarg". Well after some days hunting i barely came out alive of the task, and i was so tired that i didnt take any screenshots of the item. So i just went to devias to reclaim my prize. I was there and the speech of the priestess slowly started to change, she said i was so powerfull and that made her so excited
. But now she wanted me to eat that friggin thing, Heart of Soulmaster she said. WTF are u nutz woman eat that fukin thing, it smells bad god damn it. She insisted and i ended up eating the thing. At first my throat chocked with that damn thing, made me wonder how the hell females do it
, but with some effort i pushed the damn thing down. My head just spinned i felt dizzy and i thought OMFG FUKIN BITCH POISENED ME, I HOPE U ROTT IN LOSTTOWER NEXT TO A BALROG. but then slowly i started to feel ok and at the end i looked at me and... oh i was looking so cool and so handsome. Something strange just happened though, friggin Selina just went crazy she start screaming and yelling "OH U STUDD COME OVER HERE AND TAKE ME NOW TAKE ME RIGHT HERE". . I thought omg this bitch is nutz i better walk out of here while i can, so i just said to her. "Naa i'm out of ur league now, i'm gonna cruise Lorencia's downttown and find me a nice muse elf. bye bye" ;DAs i was passing through Devias in Lorencia's direction i just tested my new powers, and could not believe it how cool i looked.
;D"This is based on a true story, some names had to be changed to protect the guilty"
