Post by lordmihnea on Oct 6, 2005 23:44:35 GMT
Hi all, u may not know me but who cares!^^
Since this page is like some journal or something I just feel like sharing^^!
I’ve been a killer/hitman for 1 year and a half now!
I got to say it is very addictive, I usually kill 30 plp a day.
I’ve tried to change my twisted ways for allot of times...
But it takeeees sooo loong... its slower then watching grass grow. So I decided after taking some serious thought to.... PK SOME MORE UNTIL MY BRAIN ROTS AND I HAVE NO MORE BRAIN CELLS LEFT!, and so I did... only to find I lost all my rings and my weapons (3 cda's in a row) and last but not least "Laura", my Crystal Sword +4+12+skill.\
I was miserable... but then someone came and told me:
- Son, ure a mess... come with me and ill get u a bear.
- Sure! I responded... only thinking about how I could kill him.
-I’ve heard that ure a chronic when it comes to killing said the stranger...
-Go on.. I said.
-Well the trick to get of pk is to go to the "almighty church of absolute purness and wait there".
-WOW, i said... i cant believe i didnt know about that.
-I’ve told u what u had to know...
And he left.. I followed him of course and i killed him outside the town.
Then i decided to go and face my fears.. To get off pk!
As i made the first steps into the church i heard my evil side talk to me:
-U fool how dare u get rd of me, what are u some yu-gay-ho wanna-be?I told u all of those gay ass animes are gonna make u nuts! Stick with me and we can be together forever ahuahuahu.
And then my Good side talked:
-Don’t listen to that fuker! His evil! Be good and adored. Give Zen for free and give ure set for free aswell! The more u give the more u will be pure and nearer to heaven!
Then i said to myself:
<< Woops, i just forgot i drank 2 bottles of beer, for a second i was actually gonna listen to them>>
Well i sat inside the church and i waited 3 hours...Time was passing so slow every second was like 2 minutes...
My friend list was full of plp saying they were online, but because of the legendary anti bug system of mu service, there were actually only 2 plp only on my friend list...
One of them was some noob i used to party him and another one was some guy that like to have cyber sex..
God knows how they got on my friend list...
Eventually some guy named "puppy_BR", comes inside the church and asks:
-Holla man, u pk , no? I know make pk disapear!!!
-Ok.. I said.. And how would u know?
-Facile.. Man. I have "rare" pk anti hack! It works!!
<< ok, this guy must be trying to scam me, i said to myself... but it takes so long maybe just one little try cant hurt... i mean at this rate ill be pk until my penis rots and drops... lets see what this guy has to offer me...>>
-Yo mane, he said.. yes ol no?
-Ok fine i said... how much for ure miracle hack to get of pk?
-satan wings man!!!
-Are u kidding me? I don’t even know if it works or not...
-Yes or no?
-But i don....
-MAN! YES OR NO
-Dude are u stupid or something, what if ure trying to scam me, what assurance do i get?
-AJAJJAAJJAJAJAJAA, U MAKE SMALL JOKE NO?
He was starting to piss me off... and he wasn’t lucky.. im not really crazy about brazilians.
-Ok, i said, i give u satan wings!
-JEJEJEJEJ, he snickered, now u talk me language^^.
-Follow me outside, i said, i give them to u there!
The dumb ass followed me and of course i killed him in 1 hit. I was actually relived.. 4 hours without pking... it like 10 years without water... !0 seconds later some bigshot bk winger comes and of course owns my ass in 0.2 hits. And just my luck.. i drop my nice blk dragon armor+0+0 witch i was wearing occasionally.
- U know what? Fuk this, this is the last straw...
But of course i was all talk and no action because just as the winger appeared 6 more of them appeared like a bunch of parasites when they heard a pk was at the north bridge. I told them:
-Why don’t u plp get a life and get off my back.. all u do is suck on hard working members of society that want peace like me!
But of course i got the same responses as i get all the time:
-JJAAJJJAJAJA , come noob! Need hero!
-Get a better sword, u suck!
-I kill pk no question ask!
-Say bb to ure acc pk hacker! (don’t know what that was all about)
And then some noob appears, lvl 24 or something with a set that "never existed" and sayz:
-Come pk, u afraid, i kick ure ass!!! Yea u stay there if u know what’s good for u! Im so powerful i kill u in 1 shot!JEJEJEJEJEJEJE...
At that moment i could feel the blood pressure rising in my head... the slight lose of reason and logic was slowly fading away in the dark mind of corruption and hate... All i saw was that guy standing and being beaten up until the durability of his set was gone and the items disappeared!
I rushed our and of course attempted to kill him, only to be killed by 10 other attacks in the same time and last but not least to lose my black dragon pants +0+0.
I was so pissed i was about to brake the monitor in half, but i didnt cause if i would my dad would do the same to my ass.
Grumpy and naked i went limping shamefully to laurencia server 1 to buy some new items. I looked around and no luck at finding any blk drg items. After a half an hour
some noob brazilian shows up and opens show with exactly what i need! Blk drg armor +0+0 and pants blk drg+0+0^^. Only to find out that the freak was selling them at super high prices...The armor was 40m and the pants 30m.
I said to him kindly:
-Excuse me, good sir... i am really sorry for bothering u but i saw those lovely items of ures... to bad there are awfully expensive... i would really want to buy. Would u consider lowering the price just a little bit, if yes i would be ever so greatfull!
-WHAT U WANT? BUY NO OR GO AWAY PK! (so much for diplomacy)
-Listen u dumb ass, who the fuck do u think will buy those items at those twisted prices? What do u think ure selling?
-jajajajaja me no understand ure english! u are big noob jajajajaj.
I didnt know what to do, well actually i did but it wouldn’t help killing him at all...
So in the end i show him an excellent bow i could give him for his blk drg items, only to hear his demented response:
-jajjajajajjaajaj , no friend! You go, u sell, u come u look, u buy!
That drove me crazy...In the end i decide to screw this guy and go somewhere else... Surprisingly i find near the fountain a guy that sells the same items for 2 m and both of them were+3+0 blk drg... at that time i wasn’t strong enough to wear +3+0 items like blk drg, so i buy them fast and i go to that homo and his crazy prices... i tell him:
-LOOK FAGET, U CAN HAVE THESE +3 ITEMS FOR URE CRAPPY+0 ITEMS! I THINK EVEN U CAN BE SMART ENOUGH TO MAKE THE RIGHT DECEISION!
-JAJAJAJAJA, nonono friend... U GO U SELL U COME U BUY!
At that point i truly believed that this person wasn’t human, there i was offering him something 3 times better and he was still refusing...
After a half an hour i gave up, so i put back my dragon set+9+12 and my nice exe/+7 weapons and i went "hunting", knowing that there may be allot ofplp that aren’t addicted anymore to drugs cigars alchool etc...but only a few plp can clear the legendary max pk!
A story by
Lord Mihnea, a true pacifist...
Since this page is like some journal or something I just feel like sharing^^!
I’ve been a killer/hitman for 1 year and a half now!
I got to say it is very addictive, I usually kill 30 plp a day.
I’ve tried to change my twisted ways for allot of times...
But it takeeees sooo loong... its slower then watching grass grow. So I decided after taking some serious thought to.... PK SOME MORE UNTIL MY BRAIN ROTS AND I HAVE NO MORE BRAIN CELLS LEFT!, and so I did... only to find I lost all my rings and my weapons (3 cda's in a row) and last but not least "Laura", my Crystal Sword +4+12+skill.\
I was miserable... but then someone came and told me:
- Son, ure a mess... come with me and ill get u a bear.
- Sure! I responded... only thinking about how I could kill him.
-I’ve heard that ure a chronic when it comes to killing said the stranger...
-Go on.. I said.
-Well the trick to get of pk is to go to the "almighty church of absolute purness and wait there".
-WOW, i said... i cant believe i didnt know about that.
-I’ve told u what u had to know...
And he left.. I followed him of course and i killed him outside the town.
Then i decided to go and face my fears.. To get off pk!
As i made the first steps into the church i heard my evil side talk to me:
-U fool how dare u get rd of me, what are u some yu-gay-ho wanna-be?I told u all of those gay ass animes are gonna make u nuts! Stick with me and we can be together forever ahuahuahu.
And then my Good side talked:
-Don’t listen to that fuker! His evil! Be good and adored. Give Zen for free and give ure set for free aswell! The more u give the more u will be pure and nearer to heaven!
Then i said to myself:
<< Woops, i just forgot i drank 2 bottles of beer, for a second i was actually gonna listen to them>>
Well i sat inside the church and i waited 3 hours...Time was passing so slow every second was like 2 minutes...
My friend list was full of plp saying they were online, but because of the legendary anti bug system of mu service, there were actually only 2 plp only on my friend list...
One of them was some noob i used to party him and another one was some guy that like to have cyber sex..
God knows how they got on my friend list...
Eventually some guy named "puppy_BR", comes inside the church and asks:
-Holla man, u pk , no? I know make pk disapear!!!
-Ok.. I said.. And how would u know?
-Facile.. Man. I have "rare" pk anti hack! It works!!
<< ok, this guy must be trying to scam me, i said to myself... but it takes so long maybe just one little try cant hurt... i mean at this rate ill be pk until my penis rots and drops... lets see what this guy has to offer me...>>
-Yo mane, he said.. yes ol no?
-Ok fine i said... how much for ure miracle hack to get of pk?
-satan wings man!!!
-Are u kidding me? I don’t even know if it works or not...
-Yes or no?
-But i don....
-MAN! YES OR NO
-Dude are u stupid or something, what if ure trying to scam me, what assurance do i get?
-AJAJJAAJJAJAJAJAA, U MAKE SMALL JOKE NO?
He was starting to piss me off... and he wasn’t lucky.. im not really crazy about brazilians.
-Ok, i said, i give u satan wings!
-JEJEJEJEJ, he snickered, now u talk me language^^.
-Follow me outside, i said, i give them to u there!
The dumb ass followed me and of course i killed him in 1 hit. I was actually relived.. 4 hours without pking... it like 10 years without water... !0 seconds later some bigshot bk winger comes and of course owns my ass in 0.2 hits. And just my luck.. i drop my nice blk dragon armor+0+0 witch i was wearing occasionally.
- U know what? Fuk this, this is the last straw...
But of course i was all talk and no action because just as the winger appeared 6 more of them appeared like a bunch of parasites when they heard a pk was at the north bridge. I told them:
-Why don’t u plp get a life and get off my back.. all u do is suck on hard working members of society that want peace like me!
But of course i got the same responses as i get all the time:
-JJAAJJJAJAJA , come noob! Need hero!
-Get a better sword, u suck!
-I kill pk no question ask!
-Say bb to ure acc pk hacker! (don’t know what that was all about)
And then some noob appears, lvl 24 or something with a set that "never existed" and sayz:
-Come pk, u afraid, i kick ure ass!!! Yea u stay there if u know what’s good for u! Im so powerful i kill u in 1 shot!JEJEJEJEJEJEJE...
At that moment i could feel the blood pressure rising in my head... the slight lose of reason and logic was slowly fading away in the dark mind of corruption and hate... All i saw was that guy standing and being beaten up until the durability of his set was gone and the items disappeared!
I rushed our and of course attempted to kill him, only to be killed by 10 other attacks in the same time and last but not least to lose my black dragon pants +0+0.
I was so pissed i was about to brake the monitor in half, but i didnt cause if i would my dad would do the same to my ass.
Grumpy and naked i went limping shamefully to laurencia server 1 to buy some new items. I looked around and no luck at finding any blk drg items. After a half an hour
some noob brazilian shows up and opens show with exactly what i need! Blk drg armor +0+0 and pants blk drg+0+0^^. Only to find out that the freak was selling them at super high prices...The armor was 40m and the pants 30m.
I said to him kindly:
-Excuse me, good sir... i am really sorry for bothering u but i saw those lovely items of ures... to bad there are awfully expensive... i would really want to buy. Would u consider lowering the price just a little bit, if yes i would be ever so greatfull!
-WHAT U WANT? BUY NO OR GO AWAY PK! (so much for diplomacy)
-Listen u dumb ass, who the fuck do u think will buy those items at those twisted prices? What do u think ure selling?
-jajajajaja me no understand ure english! u are big noob jajajajaj.
I didnt know what to do, well actually i did but it wouldn’t help killing him at all...
So in the end i show him an excellent bow i could give him for his blk drg items, only to hear his demented response:
-jajjajajajjaajaj , no friend! You go, u sell, u come u look, u buy!
That drove me crazy...In the end i decide to screw this guy and go somewhere else... Surprisingly i find near the fountain a guy that sells the same items for 2 m and both of them were+3+0 blk drg... at that time i wasn’t strong enough to wear +3+0 items like blk drg, so i buy them fast and i go to that homo and his crazy prices... i tell him:
-LOOK FAGET, U CAN HAVE THESE +3 ITEMS FOR URE CRAPPY+0 ITEMS! I THINK EVEN U CAN BE SMART ENOUGH TO MAKE THE RIGHT DECEISION!
-JAJAJAJAJA, nonono friend... U GO U SELL U COME U BUY!
At that point i truly believed that this person wasn’t human, there i was offering him something 3 times better and he was still refusing...
After a half an hour i gave up, so i put back my dragon set+9+12 and my nice exe/+7 weapons and i went "hunting", knowing that there may be allot ofplp that aren’t addicted anymore to drugs cigars alchool etc...but only a few plp can clear the legendary max pk!
A story by
Lord Mihnea, a true pacifist...
Even though u joined the dark side. Wake up, Sith !