Post by lordmihnea on Oct 7, 2005 20:57:30 GMT
1. sATISFIED CUSTOMER
Pome: Um.. this thing one?
Lord: Yes, u can speak into it...
P: test, 1,2,3... k it works.
L: So Mr Pome, tell us what do u think about the gundam seed program, and most of all what made u Hire one of our hitmen in the first place?
P: Well to be honest lord i was really pissed that day, i was like in server 1 laurencia... and i was about to buy this super cool looking rare 1 of a kind apple. It tooked me 10 hours to find it!!! I look into the shop and i see it costs 70m, so i go to my vault, i take the money and just when im about to buy my aplle.. BAM i get dc by a guy named QUEENTOWN.
L: And how did that make u feel?
P:Terible, just terible... i couldnt sleep, i lost my job my wife, my kids, my membership card to the yu-gay-ho fan-club... i was a mess... UNtil 1 day when i was looking in the miror and i said to myself... <<Fred u no longer need to live, just cut ure veins and it will be ok...>>
L:And then what hapened?
P:I hear that creepy sound when u get a mail in mu and i open the letter... It said:
"Greetings friend, wonder how we found u? No worries, weve been stalking u for 1 week now... Are u having bad times, feel like cuting ure balls and throwing them in the river? Then no more worrie, for a small price
we are wiling to assasinate the scumbag that made u look like shit in the past dayz and also give u a screen shot! For more information call GundamSeed...
*caution we act in discretion, so plz no mm_service, no police, and no... well u get the point*"
So i call this guy and the next day, they send a hitman to kill that guyz ass... Weird Its almost as if that hacker knew the company, almost liKE IT WAS A SETUP!!!!!!
L: UM.. THANK U FOR URE TIME UNTIL NEX...
P:WAIT A MINUTE U WERE THE ON..
*LORD HITS POME IN THE HEAD WITH A ROCK AND PUT HIM IN THE TRUNK OF THE CAR*
L: THANK U FOR URE TIME, NOW THAT WAS ONE HAPPY CUSTUMER!!! hAVE A NICE AND OPTIMUM DAY, AND DONT FORGET, IF U HAVE PROBLEMS CALL GUNDAM SEED! HE GOT WHAT U NEED^^!!
Pome: Um.. this thing one?
Lord: Yes, u can speak into it...
P: test, 1,2,3... k it works.
L: So Mr Pome, tell us what do u think about the gundam seed program, and most of all what made u Hire one of our hitmen in the first place?
P: Well to be honest lord i was really pissed that day, i was like in server 1 laurencia... and i was about to buy this super cool looking rare 1 of a kind apple. It tooked me 10 hours to find it!!! I look into the shop and i see it costs 70m, so i go to my vault, i take the money and just when im about to buy my aplle.. BAM i get dc by a guy named QUEENTOWN.
L: And how did that make u feel?
P:Terible, just terible... i couldnt sleep, i lost my job my wife, my kids, my membership card to the yu-gay-ho fan-club... i was a mess... UNtil 1 day when i was looking in the miror and i said to myself... <<Fred u no longer need to live, just cut ure veins and it will be ok...>>
L:And then what hapened?
P:I hear that creepy sound when u get a mail in mu and i open the letter... It said:
"Greetings friend, wonder how we found u? No worries, weve been stalking u for 1 week now... Are u having bad times, feel like cuting ure balls and throwing them in the river? Then no more worrie, for a small price
we are wiling to assasinate the scumbag that made u look like shit in the past dayz and also give u a screen shot! For more information call GundamSeed...
*caution we act in discretion, so plz no mm_service, no police, and no... well u get the point*"
So i call this guy and the next day, they send a hitman to kill that guyz ass... Weird Its almost as if that hacker knew the company, almost liKE IT WAS A SETUP!!!!!!
L: UM.. THANK U FOR URE TIME UNTIL NEX...
P:WAIT A MINUTE U WERE THE ON..
*LORD HITS POME IN THE HEAD WITH A ROCK AND PUT HIM IN THE TRUNK OF THE CAR*
L: THANK U FOR URE TIME, NOW THAT WAS ONE HAPPY CUSTUMER!!! hAVE A NICE AND OPTIMUM DAY, AND DONT FORGET, IF U HAVE PROBLEMS CALL GUNDAM SEED! HE GOT WHAT U NEED^^!!
