Post by lordmihnea on Oct 7, 2005 21:12:32 GMT
LORD:Hi all, welcome back!!! Today we have special program for u!! Something that most plp would be shockd off, but who cares, its my show so i get to do whatever the *beep* i want! Now, lets all give a big had for Gary!!!
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Lord: So Gary, tell us about ureself... whoat do u do in life?
Gary: Well first of all i would like to tell u how happy i am to be here... god i cant belive it... THE LORD SHOW!!!! IM ON THE *BEEP* LORD SHOW!!! HI MOOOM HI DAD!!! HI JESUS!!!!
Lord: Gary, gary calm down, were not even live!
Gary: Sorry, sorry about that, i really am... its just that when i get nervous and emotional..i.. ughhh...
Lord: Oh my fuking god, what the fuk is that stuff coming out of your pants???!!?!?!
Gary: Sorry, its that that there was so much presure i premuture ejaculated... *nervos lol*
Lord: ALRIGHT! THAT DOES IT! SECURITY GET THIS NUT OUT OF HERE!
Gary: NO, NO, I CANT GO BACK... PLZ NOOOOOOOO
Guard: BACK IN URE CAGE WITH THE REST OF THE GUESTS!!!!
Lord: HIS NOT LISTENING TO U! QUICK, GET THE SEDATIVE!!!!
*guard takes hammer out and smack Gary in the head*
Lord: That stuff is good quality, i should get one for my mother-in-law. Well dare u have it folks, another succesfull show, until next time have a nice and optimum day. And dont forget to call our sponsor the gundamseed company!!!
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Lord: So Gary, tell us about ureself... whoat do u do in life?
Gary: Well first of all i would like to tell u how happy i am to be here... god i cant belive it... THE LORD SHOW!!!! IM ON THE *BEEP* LORD SHOW!!! HI MOOOM HI DAD!!! HI JESUS!!!!
Lord: Gary, gary calm down, were not even live!
Gary: Sorry, sorry about that, i really am... its just that when i get nervous and emotional..i.. ughhh...
Lord: Oh my fuking god, what the fuk is that stuff coming out of your pants???!!?!?!
Gary: Sorry, its that that there was so much presure i premuture ejaculated... *nervos lol*
Lord: ALRIGHT! THAT DOES IT! SECURITY GET THIS NUT OUT OF HERE!
Gary: NO, NO, I CANT GO BACK... PLZ NOOOOOOOO
Guard: BACK IN URE CAGE WITH THE REST OF THE GUESTS!!!!
Lord: HIS NOT LISTENING TO U! QUICK, GET THE SEDATIVE!!!!
*guard takes hammer out and smack Gary in the head*
Lord: That stuff is good quality, i should get one for my mother-in-law. Well dare u have it folks, another succesfull show, until next time have a nice and optimum day. And dont forget to call our sponsor the gundamseed company!!!