Post by lordmihnea on Oct 7, 2005 22:02:10 GMT
Lord: Hi all, how are u? Bad, so what? Im happy so i dont care! On todayz show we will do something diferent! As u can see behind me are the gates of Hell, and next me is none other then.... Mr. LUCIFER!!!!!
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Lucifer: Thank u, thank u... its good to see u lord, long time no see...
Lo.:Hey anything for a fan... so tell us Lu. how are thing here in the deepest pits of hell.
Lu.: Well what can i say... we get alot of new members these dayz... U will be surprized how many of them we get!!
Lo.: But how do u afford to keep the rent? I mean there must be thousands of plp here where do u keep them all?
Lu.: Well the rent isnt that big, i mean, we buy most of the land from usa... in exchange for their presios oil. Plus ever since Bush becamse presindet , he was kissing my ass day and night, hoping hil get special treatment when his time comes...
Lo.:And what about the plp down here, how do they spend their time?
Lu.: Well to be honest lord, we try to put alot of efort into giving the atention needed for our plp. Its not really like u see on the TV, u know... put the person in some bowl of extrme hot lava, and leave him there...
I really think that plp need variaty into their torture.
Lo.: Have there been any complains yet?
Lu.: Well, all of the complains are put in the box beside u, eventualy one of our employees will take care of it!
Hitler: Yo Lu, when wil u plp put sugar in my coffee!
Lu.: NEVER!!! HUAHUAHUHAUHUHAUHAUA
Hitler: U plp are monsters AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Hitler runs in his cage like a litle girl and starts crying*
Lord: oookaay....
Lu: Dont worry we arent alwayz that evil with ut plp, but Hitler didnt want to do his math homework i gave him, so i punished him.
Lord: riiight... so can u tell me what sort of activitys u guyz have around here?
Lu.: Well we usualy play criket on sundayz, then Monday its fuk ure neighbors wife day, Oh, and of course my favorite, bully the angels night, when we make prank phone calls in heaven!
Lord:
Hitler: GIVE ME MY SUGAR! NOW!
Lu: DO URE MATH HOMEWORK FIRST!
Hitler: BITE ME!
Lu: THAT DOES IT, IM SENDING URE ASS OF TO HEAVEN!
Hitler: AAAH, NO NOT THAT, PLZ IL BE NICE, PLZ DONT MAKE ME GO TO THAT HORIBLE PLACE, PLZ I BEG U!!!!!!
Lu.: U SHOULD OF THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE U OPENED URE POTY MOUTH! NOW BEGONE!
*Hitler warps into Heavan and sees a group of
men laughing and dancing*
Hitler: Um hello, do u like gas chambers?
Saint: Oh hello there, me and my friends were just going to go and sing carols about how good it is being good! Why dont u come with us?
Hitler: Aaagh! Get away from me u freaks! Step back or il show u my gun!
Saint: Oh me oh my, u dont need to get naughty and perverted, here in heaven we dont need any pants, see? Now lets get those cloths off of u^^! Come on boys, lets show him the heaven way!
Hitler: NO! WAIT! STEP BACK U FAGETS!
*men gigle like girls*
Hitler: NO! BACK OFF!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*in the mean time back in hell*
Lord: Well there u have it folks, another succesfull show! Hope u enjoyed it! Until next time, have a nice and optimum day! And dont forget to talk with our sponsor GundamSeed!
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Lucifer: Thank u, thank u... its good to see u lord, long time no see...
Lo.:Hey anything for a fan... so tell us Lu. how are thing here in the deepest pits of hell.
Lu.: Well what can i say... we get alot of new members these dayz... U will be surprized how many of them we get!!
Lo.: But how do u afford to keep the rent? I mean there must be thousands of plp here where do u keep them all?
Lu.: Well the rent isnt that big, i mean, we buy most of the land from usa... in exchange for their presios oil. Plus ever since Bush becamse presindet , he was kissing my ass day and night, hoping hil get special treatment when his time comes...
Lo.:And what about the plp down here, how do they spend their time?
Lu.: Well to be honest lord, we try to put alot of efort into giving the atention needed for our plp. Its not really like u see on the TV, u know... put the person in some bowl of extrme hot lava, and leave him there...
I really think that plp need variaty into their torture.
Lo.: Have there been any complains yet?
Lu.: Well, all of the complains are put in the box beside u, eventualy one of our employees will take care of it!
Hitler: Yo Lu, when wil u plp put sugar in my coffee!
Lu.: NEVER!!! HUAHUAHUHAUHUHAUHAUA
Hitler: U plp are monsters AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Hitler runs in his cage like a litle girl and starts crying*
Lord: oookaay....
Lu: Dont worry we arent alwayz that evil with ut plp, but Hitler didnt want to do his math homework i gave him, so i punished him.
Lord: riiight... so can u tell me what sort of activitys u guyz have around here?
Lu.: Well we usualy play criket on sundayz, then Monday its fuk ure neighbors wife day, Oh, and of course my favorite, bully the angels night, when we make prank phone calls in heaven!
Lord:
Hitler: GIVE ME MY SUGAR! NOW!
Lu: DO URE MATH HOMEWORK FIRST!
Hitler: BITE ME!
Lu: THAT DOES IT, IM SENDING URE ASS OF TO HEAVEN!
Hitler: AAAH, NO NOT THAT, PLZ IL BE NICE, PLZ DONT MAKE ME GO TO THAT HORIBLE PLACE, PLZ I BEG U!!!!!!
Lu.: U SHOULD OF THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE U OPENED URE POTY MOUTH! NOW BEGONE!
*Hitler warps into Heavan and sees a group of
men laughing and dancing*
Hitler: Um hello, do u like gas chambers?
Saint: Oh hello there, me and my friends were just going to go and sing carols about how good it is being good! Why dont u come with us?
Hitler: Aaagh! Get away from me u freaks! Step back or il show u my gun!
Saint: Oh me oh my, u dont need to get naughty and perverted, here in heaven we dont need any pants, see? Now lets get those cloths off of u^^! Come on boys, lets show him the heaven way!
Hitler: NO! WAIT! STEP BACK U FAGETS!
*men gigle like girls*
Hitler: NO! BACK OFF!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*in the mean time back in hell*
Lord: Well there u have it folks, another succesfull show! Hope u enjoyed it! Until next time, have a nice and optimum day! And dont forget to talk with our sponsor GundamSeed!