Most Powerfull Spell

[Elminster]

So i was hanging at the ghost room, just hunting for jewel and this hacker comes along showing his skills to me. After 30s i realized he couldnt ks even with hack, but he was relentless and determined to just piss me off. And so after 1m of seeing trying to ks me i finaly gave up and gave him a free ticket to lorencia. I just Aqua Beamed him because i though he needed a bath. Well there i was with an Outlaw warning and voila, 10m later hacker returns, i must say he wasnt so smelly like he was at first. AB does miracles. Well he didnt try to ks me this time but i couldnt resist and wanna to scare him so i changed to Energy Ball and POW... 1 Hit and the fuker dies. I was WTF is only Energy Ball for crying out loud. Fukin noob hacker, next time i'll ask how much def they got.

[Piggles]

I used to blackmail hackers. No joke, just screenshot em in D3 using their panzy-ass speed hack then send em mail sayin i'd report em unless they paid up a little. Well, most would reply calling my bluff (big mistake) but i remember one or two actually handed over a few C. Well, more than a few of em would reply with OUTRIGHT PLEADING not to be reported. Practically begging. Well one guy did that so i said just to meet up with him and have him show me his set. He was in full drg while he was hacking, and sure enough he showed up at Loren. vault in full drg. Well, the noobtard, imploring not to be reported, showed me his set and told me to take my choice of what to take. The WHOLE drg set was +0+0 ^^ His boots were leather +5+0, so i told him to give me those instead. When i requested them, he took them out of trade and back on his feet, saying they were off limits. I repeated to threaten him with a report, but he replied with more begging... seriously unfake.... begging. This guy was so poor, but lvl 70+ at least, and unwilling to give up this measly possession not to be reported, which he thuroughly believed i would do (and i ultimately did).

The same thing happened with an Elf when HE claimed to have no chaos or valuable items. They show me their set, and they're friggin' weak and even poorer. True story, guys, but the profit wasnt enough to warrent a continuance.

Hackers are NOOBTARDS, people. They suck at Mu so they get a little unfair help. THEN they lvl so fast they have no time to stop and smell the roses enough to do a little trading and get a decent set. Heck, they dont even need a good set (hello, speedhack) so they usually dont end up with one. Freakin noobs. Let em burn.



Hey Elm, outta curiosity, whats the dmg ratio of your AB?